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My 10 Favorite Weird Al Songs

8 That Didn't Quite Make It:

Canadian Idiot
Parodies: Greenday - American Idiot

Close But No Cigar
Parodies: Cake

Couch Potato
Parodies: Eminem - Lose Yourself

Parodies: The Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way

Eat It
Parodies: Michael Jackson - Beat It

Parodies: Presidents of the United States - Lump

Pretty Fly For a Rabbi 5
Parodies: Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy

Parodies: REM - Stand

10. Smells Like Nirvana
Parodies: Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit
Click if you're smelly

9. Money For Nothing
Parodies: Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

8. The White Stuff
Parodies: The New Kids On The Block - The Right Stuff

7. Jerry Springer
Parodies: Barenaked Ladies - One Week

6. Trapped in the Drive Thru
Parodies: R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

5. Jurassic Park
Parodies: Richard Harris - MacArthur Park

4. The Saga Begins
Parodies: Don McLean - American Pie
Click to see if it was your boy

3. White and Nerdy
Parodies: Chamillionaire - Ridin Dirty
Click to do calculus just for fun

2. Headline News
Parodies: Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Click to see why Mr. Happy went missing...

1. Amish Paradise
Parodies: Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
Click to party like its 1699


  1. Weird Al is the best, Amish Paradise is definitely the best. Also, any song that parodies that Crash Test Dummies is gold in my book.


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