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The 15 Funniest Wrestling Ideas Ever.

I used to love wrestling, so for me to not have done a wrestling blog yet, I feel is pretty good.
This one isn't serious, but a look at the 15 most hilarious wrestling ideas ever.

An honorable mention goes out for the following "wrestlers": Jay Leno, Robocop and Dennis Rodman.

15. N'Sync Copy
3 Count would sing and dance while getting pummeled.


14. The Fat Chick Thriller
He would hit on overweight ladies in the audience.


13. The Barber
Brutus the Beefacke carried around giant scissors and word leopard pink tights.


12. The Evil Dentist
Dr. Isaac Yankum was just that.


11. The Tug Boat Captain
A clumsy fat guy.


10. The Mountie
Corrupt French Canadian law enforcer. His theme song was "I'm the Mountie"


9. The Evil Golf Pro Instructor
Barry Darsow won matches by using his putter.


8. The Bird tamer
A gay bird enthusiast


7. The Garbage Pail Kid
Didn't really wrestle and just farted and picked his nose.


6. Elvis
The Honky Tonk Man was an Elvis impersonator/cocky singe…

15 albums that changed my life

From Facebook:
Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life. Dug into your soul. Music that brought you to life when you heard it. Royally affected you, kicked you in the ass, literally socked you in the gut, is what I mean.

1.
Greatest artist ever.

2.
I could watch this forever

3.
Reminds me of laser tag

4.
My old babysitter would listen to it with me

5.
Got me into rock music

6.
Used to listen to on the freeway on vacations

7.
Reminds me of playing cards in my room

8.
Started me down the rap road

9.
One of the last albums I agreed with people on

10.
Reminds me of a relationship I had

11.
Workout album for me, I can always run to these songs

12.
Doesn't have one on it which is the most memorable, but Enter Sandman reminds me of page dances

13.
I seemed to always listen to this after breaking up with someone

14.
Reminds me of someones house/time in my life

15.
Another time in my life/relationship album

The Top 10 Karate Kid One Liners

Thanks to Hulu for letting me watch this movie today.

Karate Kid is one of the greatest movies ever, if you don't believe me then watch this video:


Here are my top ten single quotes:
HM: Whaaa...whaaa...WHHAAA
10. Nobody touches the prima donna til the tournament
9. Cobra Kai.........Never Die!
8. If do right, no can defense
7. Mercy is for the weak
6. FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO DOES IT? NO SENSAI
5. Strike First, Hit Hard, No Mercy
4. Daniel-san, sand the floor! Myagi....whacks off
3. sweep the leg, you got a problem with that?
2. YOUR KARATE IS SHIT LA RUSO
1. This is a Karate Dojo, not a knitting class

Too bad we'll have to wait until the remake comes out in 2010!

Casting Captain Planet

What if Captain Planet was made into a movie?

Now what is Captain Planet you say? It's a cartoon from the 80's which tries to increase environmental awareness.

I think the beginning of the show sums it up pretty good.


The ending isn't too shabby either.


Now what if this was made into a movie. Not completely unlikely due to Transformers and GI-Joe, but still pretty unlikely. Here I make my pitch for leading this fiasco. These are the people I would cast.

Gaia: Angelina Jolie
Gaia, the spirit of the earth represents beauty, strength and is virginal. Jolie has the first two.



Kwame(Earth): Tyrese Gibson
Kwame is serious, down to earth(har har), and more important isn't a thug. Tyrese Gibson fits those requirements well. Gibson(Waist Deep, Death Race, Transformers) would make a good Kwame.



Wheeler(Fire): Paul Walker
I honestly couldn't think of anyone else for Wheeler. Maybe it is the hair, but they do both have the same humor and cockiness.



Linka(Wind): Scarlett Johansson
Li…