Monday, June 18, 2012

Hotness Contest #128 - Liv Tyler vs Joanna Krupa

Liv Tyler
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Joanna Krupa
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Liv Tyler L 0-1
Joanna Krupa W 1-1

Hotness Contest #127 - Lucy Liu vs Emmy Rossum

Lucy Liu
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Emmy Rossum
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Lucy Liu L 0-1
Emmy Rossum W 1-1

Hotness Contest #126 - Maggie Grace vs Eliza Dushku

Maggie Grace
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Eliza Dushku
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Maggie Grace L 0-1
Eliza Dushku W 1-1

Saturday, June 16, 2012

An Ode to Eminem's Slim Shady EP

Two from
Just Don't Give a Fuck,
If I had and
97 Bonnie and Clyde
plus Get You Mad

What are friends?
If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below friezing
Half animal, half man
Now I know what you're thinkin
Dip before somebody catches ya
I erase all trails
Just you and I
What a wonderful day
They say that's where it ends


Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
Life is like a big obstacle
I'll explain it to ya
I'm convinced I'm a fiend
I'm tired of committing so many sins
So fast it'll make your eyes spin
No one is iller than me
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
It's just a little scratch
And that's the key

Friday, June 15, 2012

An Ode to Eminem's Infinite

One line per song. Two of them.

Now I'm trying to repent from it
You know what I'm sayin'?
Cause I'm still struggling hard to be the man, and it's tough
It's either them or me man, kill or be killed
We travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
I'm not wishing to be another fish in the sea
But there's a couple of reasons that I'm suffering and grieving
I saw my life flash in front of my eyes
And I became the laughing stock. but now I'm on my feet again


So I'm assuming all responsibility
It's a local thing wants retilin
My hands have been cuffed
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
I'm getting mad love, I'm snuggling hugs
You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
I never gave a fuck, now I give a fuck less
No matter wherever you are, you're never too far
The seed is passing in dust
It's sure to be the last
And you'll be over me by the time you see tomorrow

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Hotness Contest #125 - Maria Kanellis vs Dominik García-Lorido

Maria Kanellis
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Dominik García-Lorido
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Maria Kanellis W 1-0
Dominik García-Lorido L 0-2

Hotness Contest #124 - Maya Rudolph vs Christina Ricci

Maya Rudolph
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Christina Ricci
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Maya Rudolph L 0-1
Christina Ricci W 1-1

Hotness Contest #123 - Rachael Taylor vs Ashley Scott

Rachael Taylor
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Ashley Scott
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 Rachael Taylor W 1-0
Ashley Scott L 0-2