20 Categories of drinks, each given a medal for what they accomplished or didn't
Not juice in the truest sense, but pretty great.
Silver: Orange Juice
Gold: Apple Cider
Beats out apple juice by quite a bit. Goes well with donuts, yum.
This was a close one for me. Grape juice isn't that bad as you could probably make worse juices from other fruit, but it really has nothing going for it.
I hate grapefruit, so this is disgusting.
Best Summer Drink
There is nothing like powdered OJ during a hot day.
Silver: Hawaiian Punch
Want some nice Hawaiian Punch? Sure! (Wham)
Gold: Sunny D
Artificial OJ loaded up the patoie with sugar.
Bronze: Cranberry Juice
All kinds of health benefits, you should drink when you're sick.
Does a body good. Nice source of calcium.
I'm 90% sure that 70% of the body is made up of water. Also, 100% of all statistics are made up.
Best Frozen Drink
Thank you come again, oh thats Squishi...
Best Hot Drink
May not be on here with the exception of cookie tea. Though I haven't tried it, it must be awesome.
Bronze: Tea/Cookie Tea
Silver: Hot Chocolate
Best Drink for Runnin a Race
Not only tastes better, it quenches your thirst better.
Gold: All Sport
They don't make this stuff anymore, but holy cow was it awesome. It would be my drink of choice for sure for exercising. Lemon Lime was the best.
Bronze: Capri Sun
Opening the package is half the experience.
Silver: Squeeze It
Squeeze the fun out of it would imply it's loaded with fun.
Out of stock accordion like drink was just as fun to play with as it was to drink. You just needed to add water.
Best Tasting Medicine
Makes getting a cough fun.
Silver: Cherry Blast
Gold: Bubble Gum
Mmm pink bubble gum stuff is dreamy...
Best Specialized Drink
Very good when you crave ginger ale. Don't know what food it goes with though.
Silver: Diet Pepsi Max
My own personal choice. Good when you don't want calories, but want caffine. The ginseng makes it taste reasonable.
Gold: Cherry Coke
Perfect for the movie theatre. Goes great with popcorn.
Best Energy Drink
Bronze: Red Bull
The original ED, the first one I ever had kept me up all night.
Very good in a small dose. Too syrupy too drink too much. Works though.
Very smoothe, with a little bit of a mountain dewey taste.
Best Cow Product Drink
Bronze: Half and Half
Can't drink much by itself, but great in those little shot packages.
Silver: Egg Nog
Great for Christmas time. It really depends on what brand you buy. The last one I had was good, so I have a favorable lasting impression.
Gold: Milk Shake
Chocolate or Vanilla, Strawberries okay. All terrific, depends what you are in the mood for.
Best Alcoholic Drink
Just okay, but better than mixed drinks and other crazy hardcore drinks.
Silver: Schmirnoff Ice
I'd probably drink this if I wasn't afraid of my manhood being put in question. One summer I was drinking these pretty good though. Tastes great, it'll get you drunk.
Tastes worse but goes with most food better. More alkehol.
Bronze: Incredible Hulk
With Hypnotiq and some other stuff you would think it would be awful, but it's great.
Tastes just like Superman ice cream. Yum...yum...
Gold: Oatmeal Cookie
My favorite shot, tastes like...wait for it...a cookie!
Absolute poison. Shouldn't be consumed. I would rather drink Everclear.
Silver: Mountain Dew Code Red
The first Mountain Dew spin off, a disgrace to Mountain Dew everywhere.
Ugh, vegetable juice is the worst thing ever.
Cheapest Pop (Best Faygo)
Bronze: Red Pop
Silver: Orange Pop
Gold: Rock and Rye
Best Non Caffinated Pop
Tastes really good diet.
Gold: Root Beer
Amazing with ice-cream.
Best Caffinated Pop
All three of these change positions with me quite often. This is just how I have them as of this moment.
Bronze: Dr. Pepper
Nostalgia (Best No Longer Made)
Kind of like a Moon Mist, Vault combination. It was good.
A combination of angels and red pop. I would die if they brought this stuff back. People started petitions for both Surge and Josta.
Gold: Crystal Pepsi
I don't think it tasted the same as regular Pepsi, but the whole idea of this was superb.
Before energy drinks, this is what you drank to wake up. 2 times the caffeine and sugar. All the taste.
Silver: Mountain Dew
Gold: Java Chip Frappachino
Chocolate, whipped cream, chocolate chips. There's nothing better.