Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Top 10 Scariest (And Cutest) Animals

Here are the ten animals I am most scared of and the ten which are the cutest to me.

Scariest
Honorable Mention: Skunk
Not scary because of what they look like, but what they can do to you. And make you smell like.
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10. Scorpion
Ugly and lethal, all these things are is weapons on legs.
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9. Porcupine
Probably not going to chase you down in the forest, but again very scary for what kind of a hospital bill they can give you.
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8. Bat
Not the evil, blood sucking vampires movies would have you believe. They are just plain ugly. That and they can chase me in the dark.
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7. Squid/Octopus
It isn't the tentacles or the eyes even that get me. It's that forehead, and the mouth, and the the eyes and the tentacles.
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6. Snake/Anaconda
The bigger they are, the scarier they are because that just means they need to eat more. That means you.
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5. Bear
Aren't the quickest animals, actually I'm not sure of that. But I do know that you have to get more ferocious than the bear to scare it away. The grizzly man might have the bear higher.
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4. Alligator/Crocodile
Clearly its the mouth and teeth here, but those cold eyes also scream evil.
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3. Cheetah/Wolf
Not the same animal, but same concept. Not to be confused with a kitten or a puppy, these things will eat you. The cheetah can out run you, and the wolf is usually in a pack of other hungry wolves.
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2. Insects
I hate all insects of all kinds. Two exceptions may be butterflies and lady bugs, but that may be it. Bumble bees frighten me so imagine what killer bees(pictured) would do to me. Also spiders, supposedly helpful, are scary f-ing things. And the black widow kills humans.
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1. Shark
The great white was probably given a bit of a bad rap due the movie jaws. But I think even one attack even by accident(the shark mistaking people for manatees when they are bleeding in the water)is too much.
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Cutest
Honorable Mention: Horse/Zebra
Horses are pretty animals. They are even cuter smaller, and Zebras are sweet looking.
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10. Ferret
Smelly, but when you don't have to they are actually quite cute. I like the faces but their bodies are basically like furry snakes, which is neat.
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9. Sea Lion
Basically dogs with flippers. The fat sea lions aren't as cute as the smaller ones, but the clapping and juggling and barking all make up for it.
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8. Deer/Dik Dik
Fawn are also pretty and graceful. Too bad people hunt them as they are very scared creatures. The Dik Dik is the cutest with it's giant eyes.
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7. Hamster/Lemming/Prairie Dog
Lemmings are tiny and worthless, hamsters play in balls. Incredibly cute!
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6. Sea Otter
Otters have huge whiskers and big noses. They swim on their backs which is adorable.
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5. Dog
Playful and loyal, puppies are very cute.
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4. Seal
I don't think you could find an ugly seal if you tried. Just want to give them a hug.
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3. Bunny Rabbit
The ears of course are the thing which make it stand out. But the hopping and the noses both give it an edge as well.
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2. Guinea Pig
Maybe it's just me but I find all guinea pigs the cutest things ever. Except when they are food.
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1. Cat
I don't think this needs any explaining what so ever.
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6 comments:

  1. I don't see any giraffes anywhere

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  2. No, no giraffes. Their heads are too strange looking. And those legs are just crazy.

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  3. Oh dear lord, I just had an aneurism from all the cuteness.

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  4. I LOVE Zebras and horses, my duvet is ZEBRA PRINT!! xx (Giraffes are pretty, big eyes :) )

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  5. My understanding is that the US has no scorpions that are deadly, but can make you sick. Even the little tiny ones I hate, and have been told if they do sting you, eat a slice of bread...to help your stomach????? I love all animals...some are best viewed in pictures, movies, and at great distances. I have 7 cats who own me...love um all...!

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  6. Dogs kill more people than any of the 'evil' animals you've named...

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