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Breaking down the Ninja Turtles

I loved TMNT in elementary school. Even now they hold a special place for me. In case you’ve been living in a closet, here is a rundown of the characters. Raphael Probably the focal point of the group. A very troubled individual who constantly fought the others. Didn’t handle being a teenage freak very well. Awesome sais. He was a bad ass in the new one. Michaelango Biggest pizza lover of the group. A partier who was probably the weakest of the group. But he had nun-chucks, which are sweet. Leonardo The sword turtle. Probably my favorite. He was a leader and a goody two shoes. Fought a bit with Raph but probably the best fighter. Donatello The inventor who carried around a bo staff. I liked him in the first movie, but they changed him in the later two. The Shredder The lead protagonist in the whole universe. In the cartoon he had worse and worse ideas as time went along. In the movies he was done in by chugging mutagen and then bringing a dock upon himself. Sweet fighter in the movies...

The Apocalypse

No, not the sweet X-Men villain, I’m talking about the real Apocalypse. I feel the end is coming. Writing this, I can’t help but feeling like one of those crazy doomsayers who hold signs. Do I think it’s coming December 21, 2012(the end of the Mayan calendar)? Not necessarily, nor am I saying anything cataclysmic will happen that day. What I do think, is that we as a species, our days are numbered. Things that have influenced me: I watched the news for 20 minutes yesterday, nothing like making you feel upbeat. The only non negative thing was the weather, but saying that snow may still come, I don’t know how positive that is. The 4 major topics: the economy, war, disease and death. Why those sounded so familiar…Pestilence, War, Famine and Death are the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Go to CNN.com or any news site, if you can get through it without finding a single sad story, then you are in the minority. I have watched three of the darkest movies recently which haven’t helped matters...

45 Websites To Check Out

15 - Seldom known ones 15 - Useful ones 15 - Fun ones Few to get you started - Flash movies about Shakespeare, just hilarious. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/romjul - Romeo and Juliet www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hamlet - Hamlet Music Finder www.songza.com - Free music. Enter a song or artist and if it finds it, it will offer it up. Entertaining www.fmylife.com - Funny stories about how bad peoples lives are. Seldom Known Websites - 1. www.rememberthemilk.com I make to-do lists all the time, but writing them down is so 20th century. Instead, use this application so you don't have to carry a piece of paper. You can get alerts via IMs, email and texts. 2. www.majorgeeks.com I've had nasty viruses in my time, but this website was my savior. It can fix your PC if it's acting up. It also has some utilities you can get to help back up and repair. 3. www.meebo.com Forget about installing, signing on and opening AIM, MSN and Yahoo. Instead do all at once with a web browser. You ...

The 15 Funniest Wrestling Ideas Ever.

I used to love wrestling, so for me to not have done a wrestling blog yet, I feel is pretty good. This one isn't serious, but a look at the 15 most hilarious wrestling ideas ever. An honorable mention goes out for the following "wrestlers": Jay Leno, Robocop and Dennis Rodman. 15. N'Sync Copy 3 Count would sing and dance while getting pummeled. 14. The Fat Chick Thriller He would hit on overweight ladies in the audience. 13. The Barber Brutus the Beefacke carried around giant scissors and word leopard pink tights. 12. The Evil Dentist Dr. Isaac Yankum was just that. 11. The Tug Boat Captain A clumsy fat guy. 10. The Mountie Corrupt French Canadian law enforcer. His theme song was "I'm the Mountie" 9. The Evil Golf Pro Instructor Barry Darsow won matches by using his putter. 8. The Bird tamer A gay bird enthusiast 7. The Garbage Pail Kid Didn't really wrestle and just farted and picked his nose. 6. Elvis The Honky Tonk Man was an Elvis impersonator/co...

15 albums that changed my life

From Facebook: Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life. Dug into your soul. Music that brought you to life when you heard it. Royally affected you, kicked you in the ass, literally socked you in the gut, is what I mean. 1. Greatest artist ever. 2. I could watch this forever 3. Reminds me of laser tag 4. My old babysitter would listen to it with me 5. Got me into rock music 6. Used to listen to on the freeway on vacations 7. Reminds me of playing cards in my room 8. Started me down the rap road 9. One of the last albums I agreed with people on 10. Reminds me of a relationship I had 11. Workout album for me, I can always run to these songs 12. Doesn't have one on it which is the most memorable, but Enter Sandman reminds me of page dances 13. I seemed to always listen to this after breaking up with someone 14. Reminds me of someones house/time in my life 15. Another time in my life/relationship album