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Cereals: 26 That Didn't Make The Cut

I'm about to post my 50 favorite cereals and 50 cereals that I wish they would bring back. In my searching I found a few other interesting ones. Here's what I found:

Alpha Bits Marshmellow
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Marshmellows are good, learning during breakfast is not.

Cabbage Patch Kids Cereal
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Loved the cards, but they were disgusting.

Captain Crunch Cinnamon Crunch

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Looks good, but theres lots o'cinnamon out there.

Captain Crunch Deep Sea Crunch

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Seafood?

Captain Crunch Punch Crunch

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Again looks good, hard to tell though.

Captain Planet Cereal

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Couldn't find a picture of it, so not sure its a cereal.

Chocolatey Peanut Butter Crunch

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There are 8 kinds of this now, and Captain Crunch cuts your mouth.

Cinna-Crunch Pebbles

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Difficult to say. Could be great.

Croonchy Stars

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Box makes me cringe.

Cracker Jack Cereal

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Can't imagine a cereal like this would be good.

Ding Dong

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Not sure it's a real cereal or if it is, that it means actual Ding Dongs.

Grape Nuts

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Good probably healthy alternative. Different kinds as well.

Honey Stars

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Lots of stars cereal, never had this one.

High School Musical

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Yikes.

Sugar Jets

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Jets...sugar jets. I dunno.

Kaboom!

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That boom boom pow cereal. Looks like a circus.

Nachos

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Clearly not a real cereal, but a heart stopping alternative.

Oatmeal Crisp

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Good cereal, there are better ones imho.

OJ's

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I thought the killer/football player made a cereal for a minute.

Pro Stars
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I'm guessing this was for athletes. Athletes wouldn't be caught dead eating this.

Raisin Nut Bran

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Same as Oatmeal Crunch and Raisin Bran. Good, but theres better.

Special K

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Love rice cereal. I like others slightly more than this one.

Superman Corn Flakes

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I thought superman was a cereal but this was all I could find.

Toasties Corn Flakes

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Again no toasties, but some corn flake kind.

Twinkles

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More with the stars.

Ultima Organic Cereals

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I thought this would be like Ultima the video game, but this is crap.

Comments

  1. This is like the saddest thing anyone's done at 3 in the morning.

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  2. Did anyone else Google "Cereals that didn't make it" at 1 on the morning?

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  3. I'm repealing Oatmeal Crisp, it's the best cereal ever.

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  4. Honey Stars is actually still available in the Philippines

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