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The Top 40 Basketball Movies - #7. White Men Can't Jump

 The Top 40 Basketball Movies - #7. White Men Can't Jump
White Men Can't Jump
The king of Yo Mama jokes. I think it's my favorite basketball movie. A favorite of Stanley Kubrick. The three main characters are all likable but at the same time they are really annoying characters as well. I would have loved to have watched the new remake but it's just on Hulu at the moment and I wasn't waiting that long to do this list. Our third Woody Harrelson movie on here after Semi-Pro and Champions. Woody Harrelson was a better basketball player than Wesley Snipes in real life but both went through intense basketball camp and training. They had a real dunk bet just like in the movie. Our last Cylk Cozart appearance as well (I think). Kadeem Hardison from A Different World and his double glasses are here. Director Ron Shelton, who wrote most of the movie in one night, is no stranger to sports movies having peaked immediately with Bull Durham, but also doing Cobb, Tin Cup, Play It to the Bone as well as doing some writing on Blue Chips, Bad Boys 2 (not a sports movie) and The Great White Hype. Shelton sued the studio over breach of contract and shut down sequel talk, at least for 30 years. He wanted to find actors that could do the part of ballplayers so Keanu Reeves got cut. Charlie Sheen turned the Billy part down. This movie should serve warning to anyone with gambling issues, don't double down. Sidney Deane and Billy Hoyle are two of the best street hustlers and Woody's Billy gets the first punch in but can't stay out of trouble for more than 2 minutes. His girlfriend Gloria, played by Rosie Perez tries his best with Billy but she isn't enough to overcome his hustling lifestyle. The movie belongs in the top 10. I like adding the consensus internet rankings as a part of this list to add some debate within myself to see if I'm being too objective about a particular movie. In the case of Hoop Dreams, I think people give really good scores to documentaries in general, but it's not my thing so there is some natural contrast. Why would this be the 17th best basketball movie? The characters? Not enough stakes as it doesn't involve teams, but mostly the lives of these few people. 68 Rotten tomatoes score isn't bad, nor is a 6.8 from IMDB, but it does get beat by Believe In Me (#23). Obviously I recommend it and will more than likely watch it more times in my future.


Movie Rotten Tom Rotten Tom Aud IMDB   Internet Rank My Rank
7. White Men Can't Jump 77 68 6.8 17 1
8. He Got Game 80 83 6.9 8 11
9. Uncut Gems 91 52 7.4 13 9
10. One on One 88 75 6.5 15 12
11. Above the Rim 52 82 6.6 18 10
12. Champions 59 95 6.7 12 17
13. BASEketball 41 74 6.5 28 2
14. Glory Road 55 81 7.2 14 18
15. Finding Forrester 74 79 7.3 10 22
16. Rebound: The Legend of Earl “The Goat” 50 94 7.6 6 27
17. Inside Moves 50 77 7.0 19 16
18. Hoop Dreams 98 92 8.3 2 35
19. Uncle Drew 61 48 5.7 32 6
20. Final Shot: The Hank Gathers Story 50 99 6.9 11 28
21. The Winning Season 50 55 6.6 26 15
22. Fast Break 50 59 6.1 30 13
23. Believe in Me 60 74 7.0 16 29
24. High Flying Bird 91 50 6.2 20 26
25. "O" 64 58 6.1 22 25
26. Forget Paris 48 56 6.5 29 19
27. Sunset Park 13 83 5.9 31 21
28. Game Day 50 82 5.4 25 30
29. Blue Chips 37 51 6.2 33 23
30. Amateur 60 66 5.9 24 32
31. The Air Up There 21 35 5.5 38 20
32. Space Jam 43 63 6.5 27 31
33. Semi-Pro 22 38 5.8 36 24
34. Heaven Is a Playground 50 84 5.8 21 39
35. Hurricane Season 50 69 6.5 23 38
36. Teen Wolf 42 52 6.1 34 34
37. Boogie 42 57 5.2 35 36
38. Rebound 14 38 5.1 40 33
39. Slam Dunk Ernest 50 31 4.5 37 37
40. Eddie 17 36 5.2 39 40

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