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Top 10 Vampires

Written October 28, 2008

In honor of Nosferatu yesterday(which was amazing) here are my 10 favorite vampires.

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Honorable mention: Count Chocula

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The circle is now complete, now that I have them all, my search is over and I can fulfill my dream of eating sugar for breakfast.

10: Lothos (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

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Never watched the show since the show didn't have Luke Perry. I need my Dillon fix.

9. 30 Days of Night Vampires

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This guy is the freakiest one. Even scarier than Josh Hartnett's acting(gasp).

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She wants a kiss.

8. Peter Leow (Vampire Kiss)

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Oh Nicolas Cage. What a great actor. What great sarcasm. But seriously this guy is screwed up.

7. Video Game Dracula (Castlevania)

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All these games were hard and this version looks kinda silly, but still a bad ass.

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Get em Simon Belmont!

6. Wesley Snipes (Blade)

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Eddie and I were the blackest people in town. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes.

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Van Wilder is a vampire hunter. Hmm.

5. Lestat (Interview with a Vampire)

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Save me Tom Cruise!

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Tom your not fooling anyone, just come out of the closet. Well. I mean, you're not... you're not like as good as Leonardo di Caprio, but you're okay, I guess.

4. Gary Oldman (Bram Stoker's Dracula)

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"I'm not, like, that smart." - Paris Hilton

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"Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon."

3. Selene (Underworld)

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Kate Beckinsale goes from Vampire Hunter in Van Helsing to Vampire in Underworld. That is what you call a traitor.

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"Lucian is dead. According to who?" "Why are you helping me? I'm not, I'm helping me."

2. Mr. Barlow (Salem's Lot)

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Not as scary as the kids tapping on the window. But this thing just comes out of nowhere to scare the bejeebus out of you.

1. The brides of Dracula (Van Helsing)

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The hos of Transylvania. They all get knocked up pretty good. There are like 200 some little vampires running around.

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Dracula is a pimp. He's got 3 submissive wives who go hunting leaving me, I mean him to stay on the couch.

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