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The Top 10 Karate Kid One Liners

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Thanks to Hulu for letting me watch this movie today.

Karate Kid is one of the greatest movies ever, if you don't believe me then watch this video:


Here are my top ten single quotes:
HM: Whaaa...whaaa...WHHAAA
10. Nobody touches the prima donna til the tournament
9. Cobra Kai.........Never Die!
8. If do right, no can defense
7. Mercy is for the weak
6. FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO DOES IT? NO SENSAI
5. Strike First, Hit Hard, No Mercy
4. Daniel-san, sand the floor! Myagi....whacks off
3. sweep the leg, you got a problem with that?
2. YOUR KARATE IS SHIT LA RUSO
1. This is a Karate Dojo, not a knitting class

Too bad we'll have to wait until the remake comes out in 2010!

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