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The 15 Funniest Wrestling Ideas Ever.

I used to love wrestling, so for me to not have done a wrestling blog yet, I feel is pretty good.
This one isn't serious, but a look at the 15 most hilarious wrestling ideas ever.

An honorable mention goes out for the following "wrestlers": Jay Leno, Robocop and Dennis Rodman.

15. N'Sync Copy
3 Count would sing and dance while getting pummeled.
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14. The Fat Chick Thriller
He would hit on overweight ladies in the audience.
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13. The Barber
Brutus the Beefacke carried around giant scissors and word leopard pink tights.
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12. The Evil Dentist
Dr. Isaac Yankum was just that.
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11. The Tug Boat Captain
A clumsy fat guy.
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10. The Mountie
Corrupt French Canadian law enforcer. His theme song was "I'm the Mountie"
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9. The Evil Golf Pro Instructor
Barry Darsow won matches by using his putter.
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8. The Bird tamer
A gay bird enthusiast
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7. The Garbage Pail Kid
Didn't really wrestle and just farted and picked his nose.
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6. Elvis
The Honky Tonk Man was an Elvis impersonator/cocky singer.
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5. The Clown
Doink was an evil clown who played pranks.
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4. The Evil Tax Collector
Worse a tie and worked crowds who hated the IRS into a frenzy.
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3. Yummy Mummy
The Yeti was a mummy who looked like the breakfast cereal.
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2. The Penises
Two Johnsons trying to be just that.
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1. The Chicken
The Gobbledygooker hatched on live TV as an oversized Turkey spewing bird sounds.
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