If he's here, who's running hell?

Written December 10, 2008 In honor of batman coming out on video, I felt it would be nice to pay a tribute to all my favorite animated villians. I don't actually read comics. All of my information comes from cartoons, movies and the web. I've included who or what they are, why they are on the list and who the main protaginst is. The two movie incarnations of the joker. Both are obviously gold. Honorable mention. General Zod Who: Leader of Krypton's military. Chooses to enslave the earth opposed to saving it. Imprisoned into the phantom zone mirror by superman's father. Vowed to get Superman afterwards. Why: Similiar powers to superman, the eye lasers, the flying, the strength. Foes: Superman 10. Venom Who: Insane, gooey alien which needs a human host to survive. Picked Eddie Brock, a disgraced reporter who loathes his life and hates Spiderman. Why: Shape shifter, can influence the mind of others. Extrasensory ability similar to the spider sense. Foes: Spiderman 9. Thano...

Written: December 14, 2008 These are my favorite stand up commedians. I am judging them solely based on their stand up, not their movies, not their TV shows. I have included 3 of my favorite quotes for each. 10. Bill Maher Really only half a comedian. The other half is political activist. He's really funny when he isn't completely slandering religion or republicans. His TV show has the benefit of writers, but he has other stand up which is great. 1. Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. 2. Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. 3. Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. 9. Daniel Tosh Probably unheard of by most people, this guy is hilarious. His jokes are quick, witty and sarcastic. I love pretty much everything I've heard from him. 1. If you are a Vin Dissel fan, in all fai...

Written: January 4th 2009 There are a ton of movies coming out in 2009 and beyond which I'm sure many people other than myself will be looking forward to. Many of them are already over hyped (Avatar, Inglorious Bastards) many of them will make money regardless (Harry Potter, Spiderman) and many of them will suck (Pink Panther 2, Ace Ventura Jr?). What is my top 10 for 2009? Well first I want to mention 3 of them, which could go either way. Friday the 13 th – Horror remakes are usually a bad thing. (Amityville Horror, Texas Chainsaw) But when they are done right, they are amazing. (The Haunting, Halloween) Street Fighter: The legend of Chun Lee – I'm probably the only person on the planet who thought the first Street Fighter movie was watchable. It had many problems but I personally liked JC Van Dam and Raul Julia. One of the things they are going to correct this time is the number of characters. However, hasn't Michael Clark Duncan has ruined enough movies?...

Written: January 11 2009 What if the characters from the Mushroom Kingdom were just a bit younger? Lets say high school and were graduating. What if they had to do mock elections? Who would I vote for? Some took thinking but for the most part I believe I voted for the right candidate. Friendliest: Goomba Goomba is clearly the easiest being in the universe, with maybe the exception of Toad. Toad can have a temper though; the goomba just walks in one direction, waiting to be pounced on. Nicest Smile: Wart Maybe that’s not a smile. Maybe he’s just yelling at the teenagers invading his home. Whatever the case, that tongue adds character. Nicest Eyes: Thwomp Thwomp has those shifty ninja eyes, which are pretty sweet, especially since he’s basically a rock with a face. Best Hair: Princess Peach How long does princess toadstool spend every morning on that hair? Curly, layered hair, with no split ends. Please. Cutest Laugh: Toad May have the greatest voice since he sounds like a decapitated mo...